Yoga Bitch: One Woman's Quest to Conquer Skepticism, Cynicism, and Cigarettes on the Path to Enlightenment

By Suzanne Morrison

What occurs whilst a coffee-drinking, cigarette-smoking, steak-eating twenty-five-year-old atheist makes a decision it's time to get involved along with her religious facet? now not what you’d expect…
while Suzanne Morrison makes a decision to go back and forth to Bali for a two-month yoga retreat, she desires not anything greater than to be remodeled from a twenty-five-year-old with a crippling worry of dying into her mesmerizing yoga instructor, Indra—a lady who turns out to have stumbled on all of it: love, self, and God.
yet issues don’t pass fairly as anticipated. as soon as in Bali, she reveals that her cherished yoga instructor and all of her yogamates get up each morning to drink a wide, steaming mug…of their very own urine. Sugar is a mortal sin. Spirits inhabit kitchen home equipment. And the extra she attempts to discover her greater self, the extra she faces her cynical, egomaniacal, cigarette-, wine-, and chocolate-craving lower self.
Yoga whinge chronicles Suzanne’s hilarious adventures and misadventures as an aspiring yogi who may be just a little too skeptical to drink the Kool-Aid. yet alongside the best way she discovers that no religious attempt is wasted; no matter if her yoga retreat doesn’t flip her into the gorgeously calm, clever believer she hopes it is going to, it does plant seeds that proceed to blossom in wonderful methods over the subsequent decade of her life.

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Jessica acknowledged. She used to be fearful. “That’s going a bit too some distance, isn’t it? Oh no, I don’t imagine so. We shouldn’t, correct? we should always be wondering the trail! we should always be brooding about the better chook, correct? ” I seemed into her blue eyes and smiled. “You comprehend what, hon? Fuck the better chicken. ” She was once shocked. Then she began to laugh. “Oh, you're bad,” she stated. Her voice was once hushed, awestruck. “Fuck the better fowl! ” I grew to become again to the waitress, ashamed of not anything however the undeniable fact that we have been making her wait.

What do you assert to a blender to provide it the eye it craves? ” Indra laughed, taking a look down at her legs as she adjusted them in lotus. “It may appear a bit humorous, yet I acknowledged, ‘Spirit, I realize you, you could depart the blender now. liberate the blender, spirit, we recognize you. ’ that kind of factor. ” Baerbel was once sitting on her heels subsequent to me. She’s a sixty-five-year-old grandmother from Berlin, and the single individual within the wantilan in addition to me who thinks every thing approximately yoga is humorous. She tittered.

Hello, Carl? ” I acknowledged, interrupting him, “do you scent anything on me? ” He leaned in and smelled my neck. He hummed. “Delicious,” he stated. I laughed. “No,” I stated, “I imagine it’s my shoulder. ” He sniffed my correct shoulder. “Ohh,” he acknowledged. “Monkey ass. ” “Gross,” I acknowledged, pulling again. “I’ve received to cope with this. ” Carl took on a extra medical tone. He smelled it a couple of extra occasions, then wrinkled his nostril. His whiskers twitched. “Tangy,” he commented. “There’s a different tang to it, isn’t there? ” I needed to snort, yet i needed i'll take my arm off on the shoulder and chuck it into the ravine.

So how do you no longer develop into a complete asshole when you have the self-discipline to wake up early, stoke your agni, salute the solar along with your excellent yoga physique, after which cross approximately your day being enlightened? How do you now not begin to congratulate your self on being so expertly yogic, particularly if you go searching and notice such a lot of others flailing, cigarette in a single hand, mudra within the different, chanting their petty wants and attachments to a person who’ll hear? How do you now not inform your self that you're larger than the remaining?

I’m dishonest on God! Worshiping the guarantees of health and therapeutic at the backs of those glass jars. The prayers are extra like little movies working via my head, their colours daring and saturated. I examine the labels of arnica oil, calendula cream, rose-hip balm, and it’s like I astral-project to the traditional lands the place those items originated. Jessica’s pantheon of clever girls use those of their purple tents, rubbing one another down with eucalyptus and almond oils. those items belong to an international that's lots larger than the only I stay in.

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