The Zero Dog War (Zero Dog Missions, Book 1)

By Keith Melton

The 1st bullet is usually loose. After that, you gotta pay.

Zero puppy Missions, e-book 1

After unintentionally blowing up either a consumer facility and a soft urban agreement within the comparable day, pyromancer and mercenary captain Andrea Walker is scrambling to avoid wasting her 0 canine. A staff together with (but now not restricted to) a sexually repressed succubus, a werewolf with something for overall healthiness nutrition, a sarcastic tank driver/aspiring romance novelist, a three-hundred-pound calico cat, and a major demon who quite likes to blow stuff up.

With the financial ruin vultures circling, place of birth defense throws her a high-paying, temporary agreement even the 0 canine can’t screw up: smash a capitalist necromancer bent on dominating the gelatin with an all-zombie team. The seize? She has to tackle specified Forces Captain Jake Sanders, a guy who threatens either the lifestyles of the crew and Andrea’s planned avoidance of romantic entanglements.

As Andrea traces to carry her dysfunctional workforce jointly lengthy sufficient to derail the company zombie apocalypse, the possibility of having her center run over by way of a tank tread is the least of her concerns. the govt by no means does something with out an ulterior purpose. Jake may be the key to success…or simply one other undesirable day on the workplace for the Zeroes.

Warning: includes particular language, excessive motion and violence, rampaging zombie hordes, a heroine with an perspective and flamethrower, distinctive Forces commandos, ninjas, apocalyptic necromancer capitalist machinations, absurd parody and mayhem, self-deluded humor, irreverence, geek humor, mutant cats, low-brow comedy, and banana-kiwi-flavored gelatin.

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