The Uncensored Bible: The Bawdy and Naughty Bits of the Good Book

By John Kaltner, Joel Kilpatrick

Strange yet precise Bible Facts

Did you know:

  • that King David swore like a sailor?
  • that the ebook of Ecclesiastes encourages ingesting, specially beer?
  • that mandrakes have been the biblical similar of Viagra®?
  • that the legislation of Moses prescribes bikini waxing?
  • that Joseph's "coat of many colours" may have truly been a dress?
  • that Eve could have been created, now not from Adam's rib, yet from anything a bit decrease down?

Discover all this, and extra, in The Uncensored Bible.

Show description

Quick preview of The Uncensored Bible: The Bawdy and Naughty Bits of the Good Book PDF

Best Christianity books

The Great Divorce

C. S. Lewis’ the nice Divorce is a vintage Christian allegorical story a couple of bus experience from hell to heaven. a rare meditation upon stable and evil, grace and judgment, Lewis’s progressive suggestion within the the nice Divorce is that the gates of Hell are locked from the interior. utilizing his remarkable descriptive powers, Lewis’ the good Divorce will switch the way in which we expect approximately solid and evil.


Within the vintage Miracles, C. S. Lewis, an important Christian author of the 20 th century, argues Christian must never simply settle for yet celebrate in miracles as an affidavit of the original own involvement of God in his creation. 

Sin No More (The Reverend Curtis Black Series)

A guy who as soon as thrived on wickedness and counted on forgiveness, Curtis Black has replaced his methods. again within the center of his congregation and his family members, he'll not stray from the overwhelmed course. Or so he is promised his long-suffering spouse, Charlotte. however the sins of the earlier have unusual methods of coming to mild.

The Apocryphal Gospels: Texts and Translations

Bart Ehrman--the ny instances bestselling writer of Misquoting Jesus and a famous authority at the early Christian Church--and Zlatko Plese right here provide a groundbreaking, multi-lingual version of the Apocryphal Gospels, one who breathes new lifestyles into the non-canonical texts that have been as soon as approximately misplaced to heritage.

Extra info for The Uncensored Bible: The Bawdy and Naughty Bits of the Good Book

Show sample text content

It may well strike a few as inaccurate to use this kind of sleek idea to such an previous tale. while there's plentiful facts that folks within the biblical international engaged in all types of bizarre and, occasionally, unlawful actions within the pursuit of sexual gratification, together with rape, incest, and bestiality. those nonetheless occur this day, and it’s now not impossible that a few humans within the historical international might have derived delight from the adventure of discomfort and submission. yet is it a part of the tale of Samson and Delilah?

18. Jeremiah 9:25; 25:23; 49:32. 19. Walsh, “‘You Shall bring to a halt Her…Palm’? ” fifty six. thirteen. used to be Jael a Dominatrix? 1. Judges 4–5. 2. Judges four. three. Judges five. four. Susan Niditch, “Eroticism and dying within the story of Jael,” in Gender and distinction in historic Israel, ed. Peggy L. Day (Minneapolis: citadel, 1989), 43–57. five. Judges 4:21. 6. Ruth 3:7. 7. Jeremiah 4:30. eight. Judges 5:2. 14. Did Jacob Use intercourse Toys? 1. Genesis 29:15. 2. Genesis 29:1–12. three. Genesis 29:20. four. Genesis 29:21. five. Genesis 29:25. 6. E. A. Speiser, Genesis (Anchor Bible; backyard urban, N.

It clarifies an episode that's in a different way obscure. If Ruth was once attempting to seduce Boaz or maybe to attract him, it definitely made greater experience for her to undress herself instead of him. regrettably, and we are saying this with actual remorse, there's one large challenge with Nielsen’s concept. the shape of the verb “to discover” utilized in Ruth 3:4, 7 (piel) is transitive yet no longer reflexive. For you non-English majors, which means it should have an item. It needs to discover anything, and it can't suggest to discover oneself or to undress.

Nielsen’s notion is a semantic gimmick gussied up in a snazzy nightie. yet there's one attainable break out hatch. Nielsen cites another case the place this similar verb shape has an implicit item and a reflexive that means. She says, The verb “uncover” is utilized in Isa. 57:8 with out a direct item, yet with an implicit “your genitals. ”…The lady turns her again on Yahweh, uncovers herself, and makes the mattress broad while she buys the affection of the mattress from her fanatics. thirteen the matter is that the which means of Isaiah 57:8 isn't as transparent as Nielsen implies.

Four In different phrases, Jacob had given Joseph a girl’s outfit. Jennings, ever in search of cross-dressing Bible characters, asks, “What are we to make of this curious case of transvestism? ” This jag into the topic of cross-dressing is a part of a bigger argument Jennings attempts to make in regards to the Joseph tale as a complete. He continues that the narrative provides the Bible’s clearest instance of transgendering. A transgendered individual doesn't thoroughly determine with or agree to the gender she or he has via beginning.

Download PDF sample

Rated 4.93 of 5 – based on 41 votes