The Dirty Parts of the Bible: A Novel

By Sam Torode

"Funny as hell, with a center as monstrous as Texas"

Semifinalist for the Amazon step forward Novel Award

The soiled components of the Bible is a funny event throughout the United States in the course of the nice Depression---a rollicking story of affection and liquor, preachers and prostitutes, trains and treasure, bound to attract lovers of Water for Elephants, O Brother the place paintings Thou?, Mark Twain, and Johnny Cash.

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Publishers Weekly says:

"While the name indicates a raunchy learn, this wealthy and soulful novel is admittedly a slightly well-done bildungsroman [coming-of-age tale] steeped in wanderlust and whimsy that from time to time remembers The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, and at others a tamer On the Road. the tale starts in 1936 as 19-year-old Tobias is thumbing his means from Remus, Mich., to his uncle's farm in Glen Rose, Tex., to discover a hidden bag of cash, after his father, a Baptist pastor, drunkenly slams his automobile into the church and is faraway from the parsonage. the writer does a great task in making well-charted territory (riding the rails; scavenged campfire nutrition less than the celebs) appear vibrant and new. Snippets of scripture, Southern spirituals, and people ballads lend context and style to the textual content. so much amazing are the jangly discussion and the characters' distinctive voices, that are authentic and earthy yet no longer remotely hoary. whilst Tobias ultimately arrives at his uncle's, the surprises that watch for him are good enough to maintain his--and readers'--interests piqued." (Review from the Amazon step forward Novel Award)

"The soiled components of the Bible has all of it ... a plot that brings plenty of laughs and some tears, a writing sort that's cozy and suits the tale, and characters which are natural joy." --Front road Reviews

"The soiled components of the Bible is a grown-up Mark Twain-type experience with plenty of spirit and humor." --Reader Views

"A enjoyable read." --The Nashville Scene

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There’s anything humorous along with his eyes. while i discovered him, there has been white stuff splattered in all places his face. I wiped it off, yet he nonetheless couldn’t see something. needed to lead him in the following like a blind guy. ” Mama fanned away the smoke. “What type of white stuff? ” “At first i assumed was once paint—till I smelt it. It’s the damndest factor yet, whereas he was once mendacity there, a poultry must’ve flew over and, you recognize, shit on his face. Pardon the language. ” Radney solid a look round the sanctuary. “Don’t understand what sort of chook could’ve dropped a load that dimension.

There’s a the reason is, God advised the Jews to put off beef. ” Uncle Will referred to as us over to aid scoot the pot of boiling water beneath the carcass. i attempted to not scent the thick, musty air. Then Wilburn dipped previous Squeal out and in of the scalding water. “That’s to chill out the hairs so one can fresh the disguise. ” He picked up an extended butcher’s knife. “You ever had hog cracklins? Millie takes the surface scraps, rolls ’em in batter, and fries all of it up in lard. scrumptious. ” Craw keeled ahead. “I’ve acquired to put down.

The Remus child Meets the Okie Cat. ” Craw didn’t sing any ballads that evening. yet as he tended the hearth, he elaborated on his philosophy of lifestyles. “In each age,” he stated, “in each time and position, there are those that survive the margins of civilization. Outcasts, wanderers, searchers, hoboes—call them what you'll. They stand outdoor of society, residing through their very own code. Knights of the line. ” He threw a few clean twigs at the hearth. “Out at the highway, you meet all kinds of people—young and previous, black and white, wealthy and negative, pious and wicked.

Sarah’s the true hero. ” Millie threw her fingers round Sarah. “I yes have misjudged you, expensive. ” Then she checked out me. “She’s a true peach, Tobias. ” “We’d higher allow him get his rest,” Craw acknowledged. “Course you might want to remain, Sarah”—he winked at me—“in case Tobias wishes aid attending to the loo. ” + + + As I ate my biscuits, Sarah stared out the window. I puzzled what she used to be considering. within the gentle of day, perhaps she’d forgotten all approximately that foolish curse—after all, I hadn’t died. possibly I’d damaged the bad-luck streak.

Perhaps purple was once correct concerning the ghost cow. while it grew to become obvious that the beast—whatever it was—wasn’t going wherever, I mustered sufficient braveness to poke my head outdoors. there has been no animal, residing or deceased, to be noticeable. as an alternative, the noises appeared to be coming from Craw’s shanty. I crept over to the hole. there has been not anyone yet Craw within, and he used to be face down and noisily snoring. I shook his shoulder until he rolled over. “Do you listen these noises? ” “Sorry concerning the commotion,” Craw stated, rolling again onto his stomach.

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