Nuclear Jellyfish: A Novel (Serge Storms)

By Tim Dorsey

“Dorsey’s brilliantly, profanely humorous eleventh novel…zips alongside like P.G. Wodehouse’s most sensible work.”
 —Richmond Times-Dispatch

 

Tim Dorsey’s outrageously zany, gleefully violent, and uproariously humorous Nuclear Jellyfish marks the positive go back of lovely, thrill-killing Florida historian and tireless civic booster Serge A. Storms. The bestselling writer of Atomic Lobster, Triggerfish Twist, and Florida Roadkill, Dorsey can fit Carl Hiaasen punch-for-punch in terms of fictionally depicting Sunshine State madness—and he’s taken his rightful position along Christopher Moore within the pantheon of best American humorists. Nuclear Jellyfish is a veritable WMD of radioactive hilarity—as Denver’s Rocky Mountain information so aptly places it, “It doesn’t get any better.”

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Let’s see what number i will identify. There’s Gemini, Pegasus, Ursa significant and Minor, Benny the Truculent Dry cleanser. ” He introduced his wind-blown head again inside of. “Couldn’t have picked a greater evening to reenact the Tin Can way of life. ” “Serge! be careful! ” yet Serge had already noticeable it. A husky darkish shape dashed around the highway. Serge swerved correct. From miles of back-road adventure, he knew its mate will be correct at the back of. certain sufficient, a moment, smaller shape exploded from the underbrush. Serge slalomed the opposite direction.

He ripped off the head sheet and passed it to Serge. “Maria has one other supply. Amelia Island. Tuesday. ” A sly grin broke throughout his face. “Latin bombshell, eh? ” “That she is. ” “Great suggestion you had giving her a shortwave to direct shipments with all my couriers,” acknowledged Roy. “I’d heard approximately these coded numbers pirate stations, simply by no means dawned on me to use—” “That’s what i have to seek advice from you approximately. ” “The radio station? ” “The courier gig. ” “Not paying adequate? ” “Plenty. yet I’ve given this loads of proposal.

He wasn’t playing,” acknowledged Serge. “We needed to continue him at midnight and wear a show—for everyone’s safeguard. ” “So he relatively didn’t learn about your plan with tale? ” “Talks an excessive amount of in bars. Which i used to be capable of placed into play for our gain. ” They either stared again on the collecting. Coleman dumped the plastic tube over the aspect of the bridge, and a suite of toenail clippings scattered on a mild breeze as they fluttered down into the channel. The disciples in Serge T-shirts respectfully bowed their heads and raised fists to the sky: “Shula!

Simply so long as no one earrings that doorbell. And what are the chances, approach out the following in the midst of a palm tree farm? ” suffering persevered unabated. Coleman checked the refrigerator for beer. “You particularly idea this up in domestic Depot? ” Serge nodded. “Had this plan in my again pocket ever considering i purchased these backyard hoses in Jacksonville. It’s the right complementary bookend to these skinheads, whom I purely wrapped to their shoulders—blood strain, bear in mind? —and now I’ve wrapped the remainder of the way in which, finishing the non secular cycle of lifestyles, or, well…” He confronted the goons back.

And he’s ‘special’ on a number of degrees, yet they are saying these are the main loving. ” “Serge! ” He driven out his chair and stood. “What are you doing? ” “I gotta be me! ” He sprinted out of the eating place. The Eel’s cellular phone rang. He opened it. “Talk. ” “Hello, bug. ” “You should have the incorrect quantity. ” “I don’t have the incorrect number,” stated Serge. “I recognize most folk name you Eel, yet i feel computer virus is a greater identify, or sea slug. What do you're thinking that? ” “Who are you? ” “Serge, the fellow who’s been messing up your operation.

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