By Horus Gilgamesh
How good have you learnt the great Book? Written via a retired ministry chief, this e-book combines real Bible verses with greater than 30 whimsical unique illustrations and commentaries to motivate readers (from all walks of religion) to contemplate how the Bible shapes our tradition as Christianity maintains to adapt. What all started as a personal on-line gag between interfaith associates quick grew right into a number one Amazon Bestseller on its first day of revenues - loved through fundamentalist Christians and militant atheists alike!
BEWARE - now not FOR KIDS! this is often certainly not your commonplace kid's Bible! in the event you suggestion the bestselling parody "Go The F**k To Sleep" was once irrelevant for story-time with young ones, you have not noticeable something but! go away it to the Bible! although, this booklet isn't really a satire, yet a true check out the various extra troubling passages from either the outdated testomony and the recent testomony - together with the phrases and teachings of Jesus Christ, himself!
- Unicorn Murders
- Genocidal Behavior
- Foreskins Fetishes
- Boiled Babies
- Missing Messiah
- Selling Daughters
- Cannibalism membership
- Genetic Breakthroughs
- Demonic Bacon
- Gagged ladies
- Jihad Jesus
- Historical manipulation of the Bible
- And a lot more!
Let's be sincere - there are a few things within the reliable e-book which are just... awkward! There are verses we need to fail to remember or which have been replaced in the course of the centuries. there are various verses you may have by no means heard prior to in church, not to mention visible on your normal kid's Bible! let alone the verses which were further over the centuries! The Awkward Moments kid's Bible is far greater than an irreverent publication in your espresso desk! Christian readers, agnostics and atheists will locate themselves giggling out loud whereas being inspired to consider the Bible and Christianity in a brand new way.
most folk have been raised within the faith selected through their kin. childrens examine a number of Bible tales taken out of context and settle for them with out query. (On what foundation may they probably query their mom and dad or church leaders?) After many years of repetition and culture, it truly is comprehensible how we would positioned our ideals on auto-pilot and simply nod as a pastor repeats weird and wonderful tales which are already accepted to us. it really is no ask yourself that fresh experiences convey an important loss of Biblical wisdom between Christians - fifty five% not able to even identify the 4 Gospels of the recent testomony - the very beginning of Christianity!
This e-book takes a far diversified tone than different authors who're severe of the Bible and Christianity. it's not as educational or dry as Bart Ehrman or Richard provider. it's not as smug or condescending as a few locate Richard Dawkins or Christopher Hitchens or as blustery as many accuse Sam Harris or Daniel Dennett. as an alternative, Horus Gilgamesh takes the method, "Let's think that it is all real and paintings backwards from there." In doing so, the writer without delay demanding situations lots of modern day Christian leaders from Joel Osteen and Pat Robertson to Joyce Meyer and Ken Ham. This e-book is as a lot a critique at the evolution of Christian tradition because it is set the historical past of the Bible.
The target of this mock kid's e-book isn't to do mock a reader's religion, yet to inspire serious considering! Awkward Moments (Not present in Your usual) kid's Bible encourages readers to truly comprehend what's of their Bibles and imagine for themselves concerning the context of Biblical educating. The booklet will with a bit of luck problem Christian readers to mirror on how faith keeps to form the lives and tradition of destiny generations. If readers ensue to snort out loud and luxuriate in the interactive puzzles and video games for the time being - it really is simply an additional bonus!